Dear Rod Stewart,
You can't just pull leopard-skin hot pants on below your baggy vacation T-shirt and sun visor and think you are dressed like a rock star. Even in 1981.
And for Pete's sake is that pubic hair poking out of this striped speedo?!
I will say, this exercise in Rod Stewart photo gazing did serve it's purpose though. Sometimes I get really bummed about not having a sex life but something about Rod Stewart trying to be sexy really makes me stop thinking of sex.
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